If you schooled in Nigeria and you were once an Industrial Training (IT) student, you will relate to this;
1. When you're told you will be going for IT
Oboy!! My village witches real dad mehn, see 6 months/1 year of pepper dem gang sontin
2. Your face when companies tell you they don't need IT students
Ah, is the devil calling my name and destiny with a stainless basin filled with water?
3. When you finally get an IT place
Awon boys and gyals, plix position
4. You when you're told you will be paid vs. you won't be paid
This life sha!!
5. How you see other IT students when you resume
Who knows where this one is from? Probably a satellite university, Nansense and Lobbish.
6. You trying to impress your boss on your first day at work
Hian, I cannot come all the way from Aba, to come and carry last for my foremothers and ancestors.
7. There's always an "I Too Know" IT student
Abeg o, no vex, but are you paid to specially disgrace your family in public?
8. How you see IT lovebirds
So your parents sent you "to come and do" IT, and you're here rewriting Songs of Solomon
9. There's always a staff who doesn't seem to like you
Is this why you're created?
10. When you're given all the work to do by a lazy staff
Please Sir/Madam, don't allow the devil to use you
11. How you bring your logbook for signing
Sir/madam sign that thing, the marks go help boys and gyals G.P
12. When you tell lies to skip work and everyone believes you
Chai, this is how life should be
13. When it's finally time to go back to school and you know you're going to miss your IT friends
Who invented school sef?
14. How you go back to school if your company paid you vs. if you got nothing
God will judge all sha!!
15. You shopping for a suit you will wear for IT defence
C'mon suit, you berra make your momma proud on me
16. When the IT defence is finally over
Can we get back to our normal lives now?
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